God’s Mysterious Way

“I am a what? Did you hear what I said? I said I am a big fat liar, which is a lie because I am skinny. Do you have any idea what you do to people like me?”

I was terrified. This is what it is like to have conversations with God. You already know he knows everything, and it is probably bad. There he was telling me that I am a real Knight of Light, and there I was shitting bricks because I told so many lies I made Mafia Don look like Mother Theresa.

“If you do not like the way the truth sounds coming out of your own mouth then that just means you have not found the good way to tell it yet. You are a story teller in the grand tradition, and THAT is what makes you so valuable.”

There it is. Sometimes god is cool in a way you will never imagine in a million years.

He always has a way of seeing something in me that i do not even see in myself, and that means everything to me.

The image is of a wispy white mist checking out the Cadillac.